Sunday, November 7, 2010
I'm so glad you asked!
I know, you are all wondering what it is I will be doing here on this exciting and highly anticipated blog. My mission is simple: review random stuff. I'm no critic, but I sure do like and dislike a lot of stuff, and I feel like everybody needs to hear my opinion because of how awesome and correct I find it to be. So, yeah, I'm gonna review whatever triggers my opinion impulse, new and old. There will be scores! Everybody likes a score when they read a review, and I shall not disappoint. There will be hyperbole! IT WILL BE THE GREATEST REVIEW BLOG OF ALL TIME! See what I did there? Anyways, that's about it. I think you get the idea, right? This isn't groundbreaking stuff. I review, you read review, we disagree and I get called names, so I try to verbally slap you in the face but you are too quick and so I miss and look silly. Pretty standard. So let's get started!