OK, that guy is hilarious.
Pretty much any NERF gun can lead to this world of happiness, but I believe I have found the best one for the job. It is called, rather unfortunately, the N-Strike Rapid Fire AS-20. I'm going to go ahead and call it the NERF Hilarity, because that is what it causes when used.
|It should be called the NERF Face Ruiner|
What is the best use for the gun, you undoubtedly have asked yourself? Invite a friend over, hide until they come in, then jump out and unload 20 rounds on them so fast that they won't even have time to properly pee themselves. Not only does it shoot unreasonably fast, but the thing is loud. Even better for the surprise factor. To top it all off, it is accurate enough that in skilled hands, you can probably land all 20 shots and you can probably land them all on the face which, after all, is the point of a NERF gun.
But NERF is for kids! Everybody is sure to try to tell you that. I have prepared for you a suitable answer should this problem arise. Shoot this person in the face with your brand new NERF gun, preferably multiple times, and say "Who's the kid now?" This will properly demonstrated both your maturity and also how reasonable you are. Not to mention afterwards you will have a huge smile on your face. If you don't believe me, then believe these celebrities:
|I shot Ben Affleck in the face with my NERF, and look at me now!|
|NERF is better than winning an Oscar!|
Final scores for the NERF Hilarity:
Dart capacity: 10/10
Rate of Fire: 15/10
Shock Value: 10/10
Rate of Dart Loss: Stupid high.
Overall: You pretty much made the perfect gun here, NERF. Time to find a new line of work.